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Subject: Re: oh jesus, i'm an idiot

> in college. but we actually were told before we showed up to the venue that
> it wasn't the david we thought it was.

so very wrong.

this guy was like, "i guess that in the future, i'll be singing under my middle name, 'alejandro,' hardy har har," and i was like, "i guess in the future, you should leave by the back exit or i'll SMASH your FACE in."